I have a serious question...

[Anonymous]

...and Google search is providing me with conflicting results.



So let's imagine an American who consumes 10,000 calories a day.  This would be an obese individual.  So we know that what goes in must come out.  Does this come out as one massive log of shit, aka a toilet buster?  Or do they shit multiple times per day?



Any obese posters here care to chime in?  I'm trying to envision attempting to flush a massive log of shit that's like six times the size of a normal log of shit...

[Aryan]

Renee? Oak? Come on, we're genuinely curious about this....



I wonder if they've ever required their assholes being sown up after a particularly intense bout of power-shitting?

[Anonymous]

Renee? Oak? Come on, we're genuinely curious about this....



I wonder if they've ever required their assholes being sown up after a particularly intense bout of power-shitting?

Really "sown"??? Buy a dictionary you mental cripple.



No surprise that you are curious about shit. Most likely for it's nutritional value.

[Aryan]

Hi Blurt. No need to use the guest feature, I can smell your cheap thrift store perfume a mile away.

[Anonymous]

Hi Blurt. No need to use the guest feature, I can smell your cheap thrift store perfume a mile away.

Blurt

 

[Anonymous]

Hi Blurt. No need to use the guest feature, I can smell your cheap thrift store perfume a mile away.

Blurt

 

Scouse should stick with his janitorial career. He'll never cut it as a private detective.

[Anonymous]

Hi Blurt. No need to use the guest feature, I can smell your cheap thrift store perfume a mile away.

Blurt?...  ac_toofunny



Your head is so far up your ass the only thing you can smell is the partially digested remnants of yesterday's bowl of groaty dick, you minging peasant halfwit.

[Aryan]

Hi Blurt. No need to use the guest feature, I can smell your cheap thrift store perfume a mile away.

Blurt

 

Some habits are hard to shake huh? You must be glued to that panel of yours 24/7.

[Aryan]

Hi Blurt. No need to use the guest feature, I can smell your cheap thrift store perfume a mile away.

Blurt?...  ac_toofunny



Your head is so far up your ass the only thing you can smell is the partially digested remnants of yesterday's bowl of groaty dick, you minging peasant halfwit.

You could always use your original handle or are you too scared about the subsequent fallout?

[Aryan]

Blurt

 

Scouse should stick with his janitorial career. He'll never cut it as a private detective.

And you'll never cut it as a male....



Changing the subject entirely, how is your "girl" who you never have any contact with?  



Have you considered buying a toupee?

[Anonymous]

Scouse should stick with his janitorial career. He'll never cut it as a private detective.

And you'll never cut it as a male....



Changing the subject entirely, how is your "girl" who you never have any contact with?  



Have you considered buying a toupee?

Don't get angry at Seoul because you can't figure out who Hugo is.

[Aryan]

I really don't care who it is.



Your petty digs do get tiresome though.

[Anonymous]

I really don't care who it is.



Your petty digs do get tiresome though.

Not as much as your churlish insults at good posters.

[Aryan]

We have a very different perspective in terms of what constitutes a "good poster".

[Anonymous]

We have a very different perspective in terms of what constitutes a "good poster".

I think most mainstream adults think Seoul is a good contributor..



His only crime is that he thinks it's funny watching you tie yourself in knots guessing who is behind guest posts..